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  Why I Let Them Go

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  My Cousin Started Med School Abroad—But Two Of His “Classmates” Just Asked Me About Our Aunt’s Maiden Name

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  My Brother-In-Law Borrowed Our Dog For “A Weekend Hike”—But Came Back With A Different Collar

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  My Sister Took Her Baby Hiking Every Week—But The GPS Showed Her Returning From A Different Trail

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  My Uncle Left This Puppy In Our Yard—And My Cousin Swears It’s The Exact Same Dog From 1998

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  My Grandfather Never Taught Any Of Us To Fish—Only My Cousin From A Different Last Name

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  My Uncle Moved to the City to “Drive a Cab”—But He Never Had a License or a Car

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  My Great-Aunt Never Owned a Pet—But This Dog Keeps Visiting Her and She Calls Him “Colonel”

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  My Grandma Only Wore Black To One Event—But I Just Found The Outfit In Her Tax Files

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  My Godson Only Swings in That Corner—Right Where His Dad Made Me Promise Never to Dig

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  My Nephew Pointed To The Swingset And Said A Name No One’s Used In 22 Years

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  My Aunt Refused To Stop Making Sauce In The Yard—Even After The Police Came