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  WE WERE JUST HAVING A CHILL DAY OUTSIDE—THEN MY BOYS SHOWED UP COVERED IN SHAVING FOAM

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  SOME TIME AGO WE STARTED GIVING AWAY OUR STUFF—NOW IT BECAME A NATIONAL HOLIDAY

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  OUR MAILMAN DELIVERS MORE THAN JUST LETTERS—HE LEAVES BOOKS IN OUR MAILBOXES

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  WE WERE JUST PATROLLING ON THE STREET—ONLY TO FIND A RANDOM BOX FULL OF EGGS

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  EVERYONE THOUGHT GRANDPA HIT GRANDMA—BUT HER ANSWER LEFT US SPEECHLESS

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  I FELL IN LOVE AT 18 WITH A 48-YEAR-OLD—NOW I’M A STEPMOM TO PEOPLE OLDER THAN ME

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  I WENT WITH MY DOG TO THE GROOMER—AND IT TOOK FIVE MINUTES AFTER WE CAME HOME TO LOOK LIKE THIS

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  HE WAS THE ONE WHO WANTED A CAT—NOW HE CAN’T TAKE A BITE WITHOUT HER ON HIS SHOULDERS

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  WE SHARE THE SAME BIRTHDAY—AND THIS IS US AFTER 75 YEARS OF LOVE

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  MY SON DOESN’T WEAR PANTS AND THAT’S USUALLY FINE—UNTIL HE DID IT IN FRONT OF OUR GUESTS

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  I THOUGHT IT WAS THE MUSIC—BUT THEN I SAW WHO WAS REALLY RUNNING THE SHOW

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  MY OWN BROTHER STOLE THE ENTIRE INHERITANCE—AND LIED TO MY FACE FOR MONTHS