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The Farmer Said His Tractor Was Stuck In Mud. I Pulled Up A Grave.
THE FARMER SAID HIS TRACTOR WAS STUCK IN MUD. I PULLED UP A GRAVE. I…
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A Lawyer Called My Dad A Poor Farmer. Then He Saw The Name On The Tractor.
A LAWYER CALLED MY DAD A POOR FARMER. THEN HE SAW THE NAME ON THE…
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The Husband Brought His Dying Wife “home Remedy” Tea. I Spilled A Drop On The Floor.
THE HUSBAND BROUGHT HIS DYING WIFE "HOME REMEDY" TEA. I SPILLED A DROP ON THE…
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The Old Man Said His Wife Fell. I Called The Cops Because Of Her Bruises.
THE OLD MAN SAID HIS WIFE FELL. I CALLED THE COPS BECAUSE OF HER BRUISES.…
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The Rookie Let The “doctor” Pass. I Saw His Shoes And Drew My Gun.
THE ROOKIE LET THE "DOCTOR" PASS. I SAW HIS SHOES AND DREW MY GUN. We…
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My Cop Husband Came Home A Hero After A Car Chase. I Found The Map To The Stolen Money In His Laundry.
MY COP HUSBAND CAME HOME A HERO AFTER A CAR CHASE. I FOUND THE MAP…
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I Called Security On A Man In Dirty Overalls. He Was Holding The Deed To My Store.
I CALLED SECURITY ON A MAN IN DIRTY OVERALLS. HE WAS HOLDING THE DEED TO…
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I Told The Man In Muddy Boots To Leave My Shop. Then A Man In A Suit Called Him “boss.”
I TOLD THE MAN IN MUDDY BOOTS TO LEAVE MY WATCH SHOP. THEN A MAN…
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He Threw Her Crib On The Lawn. Then The Sheriff Handed Her The Keys.
HE THREW HER CRIB ON THE LAWN. THEN THE SHERIFF HANDED HER THE KEYS. Mr.…
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The Landlord Evicted Me For A ‘noise Complaint.’ The Police Said He Was Trying To Save My Life.
THE LANDLORD EVICTED ME FOR A 'NOISE COMPLAINT.' THE POLICE SAID HE WAS TRYING TO…
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My Rookie Partner Slammed The “homeless” Man Into The Squad Car. Then The Chief Of Police Pulled Up And Saluted The Suspect.
MY ROOKIE PARTNER SLAMMED THE "HOMELESS" MAN INTO THE SQUAD CAR. THEN THE CHIEF OF…
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They Pulled Over A ‘gangster’ For A Broken Taillight. Then They Opened His Cooler.
THEY PULLED OVER A 'GANGSTER' FOR A BROKEN TAILLIGHT. THEN THEY OPENED HIS COOLER. The…