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  My Grandfather Never Taught Any of Us to Fish—Only My Cousin from a Different Last Name

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  My Uncle Moved To The City To “Drive A Cab”—But He Never Had A License Or A Car

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  My Great-Aunt Never Owned A Pet—But This Dog Keeps Visiting Her And She Calls Him “Colonel”

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  My Grandma Only Wore Black To One Event—But I Just Found The Outfit In Her Tax Files

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  My Godson Only Swings In That Corner—Right Where His Dad Made Me Promise Never To Dig

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  My Nephew Pointed To The Swingset And Said A Name No One’s Used In 22 Years

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  My Aunt Refused To Stop Making Sauce In The Yard—Even After The Police Came

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  My Cousin Opened His Own Bakery—But His First Customer Recognized The Dough

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  My Niece Came Home From Preschool In A Dress—But She’d Left In Uniform Shorts

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  The Day I Lost My Phone And Found Something Better

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  My MIL Said Something She Couldn’t Take Back

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  The Waiter Said We Were The Cutest Couple He’d Ever Seen—But Then I Told Him The Truth