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My Sister And I Were Splitting Our Mother’s Will. Then The Lawyer Read The ‘paternity Clause’.
MY SISTER AND I WERE SPLITTING OUR MOTHER'S WILL. THEN THE LAWYER READ THE 'PATERNITY…
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I Fired The Old Man For “sleeping” On The Job. 10 Minutes Later, The Turbine Started Screaming.
I FIRED THE OLD MAN FOR "SLEEPING" ON THE JOB. 10 MINUTES LATER, THE TURBINE…
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I Fired The Old Cleaning Lady For Being Late. Now The Ceo Is On His Knees.
I FIRED THE OLD CLEANING LADY FOR BEING LATE. NOW THE CEO IS ON HIS…
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I Told A “dirty Farmer” To Get Off The Showroom Floor. He Came Back With My Boss.
I TOLD A "DIRTY FARMER" TO GET OFF THE SHOWROOM FLOOR. HE CAME BACK WITH…
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The Salesman Laughed At My Muddy Boots. Then I Wrote A Check For Ten Trucks.
THE SALESMAN LAUGHED AT MY MUDDY BOOTS. THEN I WROTE A CHECK FOR TEN TRUCKS.…
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Five Truckers Formed A Wall To Save The Ducks. Then One Of Them Put On Latex Gloves.
FIVE TRUCKERS FORMED A WALL TO SAVE THE DUCKS. THEN ONE OF THEM PUT ON…
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A Line Of Truckers Blocked The Highway For Ducks. But They Weren’t Looking At The Ducks.
A LINE OF TRUCKERS BLOCKED THE HIGHWAY FOR DUCKS. BUT THEY WEREN'T LOOKING AT THE…
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The Salesman Told The “hobo” To Use The Service Entrance. He Didn’t Know He Was Talking To His New Boss.
THE SALESMAN TOLD THE "HOBO" TO USE THE SERVICE ENTRANCE. HE DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS…
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I Told The Old Man In Work Boots To Leave The Porsche Dealership. Then My Boss Showed Me The News.
I TOLD THE OLD MAN IN WORK BOOTS TO LEAVE THE PORSCHE DEALERSHIP. THEN MY…
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They Asked To Borrow Money After I Won The Lottery. I Said No. Then They Gave Me A Cake.
THEY ASKED TO BORROW MONEY AFTER I WON THE LOTTERY. I SAID NO. THEN THEY…
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I Won $40 Million. I Told My Wife We Were Destitute To See If She Would Stay. She Went To The Basement And Loaded A Gun.
I WON $40 MILLION. I TOLD MY WIFE WE WERE DESTITUTE TO SEE IF SHE…
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I Saved A Girl From A House Fire. My Boss Fired Me For “property Damage” Before The Ash Fell.
I SAVED A GIRL FROM A HOUSE FIRE. MY BOSS FIRED ME FOR "PROPERTY DAMAGE"…