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  MY HUSBAND THOUGHT HE COULD REST HIS BACK—BUT OUR SON HAD OTHER PLANS

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  I WOKE UP TO THE SMELL OF COFFEE—BUT I LIVE ALONE AND DON’T DRINK IT

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  THERE WAS A MAN SCREAMING AND HITTING THINGS ON OUR FLIGHT—BUT THE POLICE TEAM SAVED US ON TIME

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  MY FIRST DAY AT THE POLICE ACADEMY—AND MY LITTLE SISTER SHOWED UP TO CHEER ME ON

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  PEOPLE TEND TO SEE ONLY THE BADGE—BUT THEY DON’T ALWAYS SEE THE HUMAN BEHIND IT

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  WE WERE JUST HAVING A CHILL DAY OUTSIDE—THEN MY BOYS SHOWED UP COVERED IN SHAVING FOAM

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  SOME TIME AGO WE STARTED GIVING AWAY OUR STUFF—NOW IT BECAME A NATIONAL HOLIDAY

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  OUR MAILMAN DELIVERS MORE THAN JUST LETTERS—HE LEAVES BOOKS IN OUR MAILBOXES

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  WE WERE JUST PATROLLING ON THE STREET—ONLY TO FIND A RANDOM BOX FULL OF EGGS

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  EVERYONE THOUGHT GRANDPA HIT GRANDMA—BUT HER ANSWER LEFT US SPEECHLESS

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  I FELL IN LOVE AT 18 WITH A 48-YEAR-OLD—NOW I’M A STEPMOM TO PEOPLE OLDER THAN ME

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  I WENT WITH MY DOG TO THE GROOMER—AND IT TOOK FIVE MINUTES AFTER WE CAME HOME TO LOOK LIKE THIS