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  I Tried To Kick An Old Man Off The Parade Ground. Then A Four-star General Saluted Him.

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  The Bank Sent A Suit To Take My Farm. He Stopped When A Hundred Bikers Blocked The Road.

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  The Lawyer Told My Stepmom I Was The Sole Heir. Then He Looked At Me And Said, “i’m So Sorry.”

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  I Found My Ex-wife On A Park Bench With Triplets. Then My Mother Showed Me The Amber Alert.

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  I Paid For My Husband’s Date. He Saw My Signature, But His Mistress Saw The Address On The Receipt.

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  My Mother-in-law Called My Daughter’s Earache “a Plea For Attention.” The Doctor Called The Police.

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  I Went To See My Sister’s Newborn. My Husband Told Me To Call The Police.

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  I Walked Into My Sister’s Party With The Baby She Abandoned. Then I Saw Her Husband’s Ring.

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  They Laughed At My Son For Wearing A Dress. Then He Said Her Name.

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  I Kicked In The Door To Save My Daughter. She Wasn’t The One Who Needed Saving.

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  A Soldier Demanded An Old Woman Remove Her Navy Jacket. Then He Saw The Name On The Bar’s ‘reserved’ Sign.

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  A Stray Cat Made My Father Cry In His Coma. Then I Saw What Was On Its Collar.