It was my first solo grocery run since giving birth. I had baby Nadia bundled up in a wrap carrier against my chest, just grabbing a few things. You know how it is when you’re barely sleeping—you move like a zombie and pray no one talks to you.
But of course, someone did.
She came up with a mini pomeranian in a stroller. A whole stroller. The dog had sunglasses on. Sunglasses.
She leaned in close and said, “Your baby needs an animal blessing. Jasper has a divine touch.”
I thought she was being weird-cute, so I smiled politely and kept walking. That’s when she blocked my cart with the stroller and goes, “You shouldn’t reject sacred energy. That could really mess up your daughter’s life path.”
I kid you not—she looked dead serious.
I said, “We’re good, thanks,” and started backing up, but she lunged forward like she was gonna lift the flap on Nadia’s wrap.
Mama bear mode kicked in. I snapped, “Don’t touch my baby,” louder than I meant to. A few heads turned.
She gasped like I’d slapped her. “Wow,” she said. “So you’re that kind of mother. Selfish. Closed. Probably formula-feeding, too.”
I tried to leave. She followed me.
Right through produce, into dairy, barking about how I was raising a “spiritually defenseless child” and that she “had friends at the city council.”
I finally made it to self-checkout, shaking and mortified.
But when I got outside… her stroller was parked right next to my car.
And that little dog? There was a tiny scroll tied to its collar.
My heart pounded as I held Nadia close with one hand and reached down to grab the scroll with the other. Part of me wanted to ignore it, but curiosity got the better of me. It was about the size of a fortune cookie slip, rolled tightly and bound with a thin gold thread.
I unrolled it with shaky fingers.
It read, in swirly handwriting, “Rejecting divine gifts carries generational consequences. Reconsider. The window is short. – J.”
What. The. Hell.
I looked around to see if she was still there, but she was gone—vanished into the parking lot like some deranged fairy godmother. I slid into my car, locked the doors, and drove straight home, heart hammering the entire way.
That night, I told my husband, Marcus, what happened. He laughed at first, but when I showed him the scroll, his face went weirdly serious.
“She knows your name?” he asked. “How?”
I hadn’t even thought of that.
“She doesn’t,” I said. “Not unless she heard someone in the store say it.”
“But still,” he muttered, rereading the note like it held some deeper meaning. “That’s not your average weirdo.”
I brushed it off, tried to sleep—but that night, Nadia wouldn’t stop crying. I mean, would not stop. For hours. We tried everything—feeding, burping, swaddling, skin-to-skin, lullabies, the hairdryer sound on loop. Nothing worked.
At around 3 a.m., Marcus half-joked, “Maybe she really is spiritually defenseless.”
I wanted to be mad, but I was too tired. And a little scared.
The next morning, I checked the stroller spot before going into the store again. Empty. No tiny scrolls, no divine dog.
But weird stuff kept happening.
Our back porch light started flickering every night at the same time. Our kitchen clock stopped—only to restart hours later, but always ten minutes fast. Nadia’s baby monitor glitched randomly, spitting out static and strange tones that didn’t sound like normal interference.
Then came the dream.
I was standing in the grocery store, holding Nadia, and everyone around me was frozen. Not dead, not asleep—frozen. Except the woman with the pomeranian. She walked up to me and said, “Last chance,” before her dog barked and everything went dark.
I woke up crying.
I didn’t believe in curses. I was a practical person. But sleep deprivation does things to your brain. Combine that with postpartum hormones, and suddenly, you start thinking maybe that woman wasn’t just some nutcase with a dressed-up dog.
So, one afternoon, I went back to the store and asked one of the employees if they’d seen her before.
The girl at the customer service desk blinked. “You mean ‘Blessing Lady’? Yeah, she comes in every week. Usually Tuesdays or Fridays. With Jasper.”
I asked if anyone knew her name.
“Not really,” she shrugged. “But she drives that white van with the pink paw print decals. Hard to miss.”
I parked outside the store on Friday. Sure enough, around 11 a.m., the van rolled in. I watched her climb out with her stroller, looking just as dramatic as I remembered—flowy shawl, oversized beads, and those ridiculous doggie sunglasses.
I didn’t get out of my car. I followed her.
Not like, followed-followed. Just enough to see where she lived.
She pulled into a little cottage just off the main road, surrounded by wind chimes and garden gnomes. I drove past slowly, memorizing the address. Then I went home, feeling completely ridiculous.
But later that evening, after Nadia finally settled, I found myself Googling the address.
Nothing came up—until I searched the cottage itself. Turns out it used to be some kind of alternative healing studio. The owner’s name? Judith Ainsley.
And when I searched her?
A bunch of local news articles popped up. She used to run workshops on “animal-mediated energy healing” until someone filed a complaint that she’d tried to “diagnose” their toddler’s autism using her dog. She lost her permit. Got fined. That was two years ago.
I wanted to feel vindicated.
Instead, I just felt… sad. And a little creeped out.
Then, two days later, a letter arrived in our mailbox. No stamp. No return address. Just our last name in that same swirly handwriting.
Marcus opened it before I could say anything. It was another warning.
“You resist because you fear what you don’t understand. But this is not about belief—it’s about balance. Nadia is marked now. It’s done.”
I lost it.
I drove to her cottage that evening, angry and scared and done playing nice. I knocked hard enough to wake the dead.
Judith answered like she’d been expecting me.
“I just want you to leave my family alone,” I said. “Whatever this is—it needs to stop.”
She didn’t argue. She didn’t even blink.
Instead, she said softly, “Would you like to come inside and hold Jasper for one minute? Just one.”
I laughed. Out loud. “Are you serious?”
“Not for a blessing. For closure,” she said. “He doesn’t curse. He absorbs. He clears energy. I’m trying to help your daughter.”
I hesitated. Against all logic, part of me wanted to know if it would make Nadia’s colic, her sleeplessness, the static in the baby monitor—stop.
But I said no. Firmly.
I turned around and walked back to my car.
That night, Marcus tucked a baseball bat under the bed, just in case. We installed a new video doorbell. I was ready to go full mama bear if she ever came near us again.
And then… nothing happened.
Nadia started sleeping better. The monitor cleared up. The porch light stopped flickering. Life slowly returned to normal.
But here’s the twist.
A few weeks later, we were at the park when a woman I didn’t recognize came up and said, “Is this your daughter?”
She knelt beside the stroller and looked into Nadia’s eyes.
“She’s very grounded,” she said. “I can always tell when children have had energetic clearing early. It helps them stay centered.”
I felt cold.
“I’ve never done anything like that,” I replied quickly.
She just smiled. “Someone did. You should be grateful.”
She walked off without another word.
I never saw Judith again. Her cottage was listed for sale two months later, and the van disappeared from town.
Sometimes I wonder if she left because she finished what she came to do. Or maybe she realized she’d crossed a line.
Either way, I’ve made peace with it.
I don’t think Judith was a witch or a scammer or even dangerous.
I think she was a deeply odd, maybe unwell woman who genuinely believed she could help people with her tiny sunglass-wearing dog.
And maybe, in some strange way, she did.
Here’s what I learned: protecting your child doesn’t always mean closing every door. It means choosing the right ones to open. Even if they lead to uncomfortable places.
Would I let a stranger bless my baby again? No.
But I’d trust my instincts. And I’d stand my ground—because that’s what motherhood is: a thousand little decisions that shape your child’s path. Even if some of them involve scrolls, dogs, and very strange women.
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